Tim Sample Answers Your Phone: Back by Popular Demand!
Surprise your friends! Baffle those pesky telemarketers!
Hop in the Wayback Machine Kids! Sometime toward the end the last century, in an era when audiocassettes roamed the earth I produced a novelty tape -Tim Sample Answers Your Phone. When it came out nobody (least of all me) could have imagined that over the next several years I’d wind up selling tens of thousands of copies!
I liquidated the last of my stock (or so I thought) years ago but people continued to ask for them. So I dug around in the archives and resurrected this audio time capsule from a bygone time when George Michael and Michael Jackson dominated the pop charts. You’ll get all twelve (Mix ‘em and Match ‘em) original outgoing phone messages plus a hilarious (pre-internet download) explanation of how to get these messages onto your phone.
This tape sold for $5.95 back when you could buy a brand new VW Rabbit for around $7000 and fill the tank for less than a dollar a gallon. Today you can download it for the same $5.95. If that’s not a wicked good deal I don’t know what is. Enjoy!
Your Very own Custom Tim Sample Answering Machine Message!
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How does this work? Click PLAY and Tim will explain it for ya.
Contains a .zip file with 12 individual recordings – ranging from 15 seconds to 60 seconds – that you can record onto your answering machine.
- Intro – How To Make It Work
- Track 01 – 15 seconds – “How often do you get what you expected”
- Track 02 – 15 seconds – “Just when you get the nerve up to dial this number”
- Track 03 – 15 seconds – “No you ain’t lost your marbles”
- Track 04 – 15 seconds – “I’m wicked sorry no one could take your call”
- Track 05 – 15 seconds – “Tim Sample taking up the slack”
- Track 06 – 15 seconds – “Don’t hang up this ain’t the wrong number”
- Track 07 – 30 seconds – “Tending answering machines like this one for a few of my close friends”
- Track 08 – 30 seconds – “I can’t say for sure why they can’t come to the phone …”
- Track 09 – 30 seconds – “Don’t talk back!”
- Track 10 – 30 seconds – “Moonlighting”
- Track 11 – 60 seconds – Music & Motel Ads
- Track 12 – 60 seconds – “Classy people hired me to answer the phone”